Left 4 Dead 2 again

oh look at the new campaign posters and I forgot 2 mention that the old special infected will be back in Left 4 Dead 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

GUIDE TO SLAYING ZOMBIES that hails HITLER.

Yes people , Base of Action is now back in action .

Have you ever played a game where there's an endless horde of zombies and you and your friends get to kill them and earn fictional money with no physical form of currency? Well there's only one game that has this in a very complete form and not some cheap retarded flash game from the internet. It's NAZI ZOMBIES , well they should not call it Nazi Zombies since there are hell hounds and Banzai Zombies but hey majority of them Nazies so no point arguing in that sense.

So , you finally gathered 3 friends to accompany you to end your curious urge to try out Nazi Zombies and guess what it gets addictive! But you feel like every time you play it you never get past level 20 no matter how many times you tried so want to get there here's how...

Let's start off with the basics shall we , on how to smoothly past by level 10 without breaking a sweat here's how ...

1. At level one don't SHOOT , let the zombies pour in and leak though the small passages you don't need bullets to kill them just knife them when they get in . Why? It's because you don't need guns and when you knife them at level one the chances of dropping bonuses are at a 20% chance which is the highest in the game. When level one ends if you and your friends do exactly what I told you , you and your friends should have 1000-1200+ credits.

2. At level 2 and 3 continue stabbing and slashing em zombies you do not require any rifles just your pistols , rebuild the barricades after level one then when they pour in again go for a different tactic . This time before they go in hold them back with the barricade which earns you a chance to knife them until it takes just one more stab till they die and when they pour in the first zombies which you stabbed at will die since you stabbed it once at level 2 and twice at 3 remember for every level it takes one extra stab to kill them. When they pour and after you killed the first one approaching you to kill the rest it depends on your pistol now which does less damage than the knife , first shoot the zombies a couple of times at least 2/3 of you magazine then knife them at 3 you need the whole magazine don't worry about ammo you should have enough otherwise you could cook a grenade before they enter then when they pour it explodes and turns them into crawlies which are legless zombies that crawls to you this is no problem to anyone as it only takes one stab to kill a level 2 and 3 zombie. By the end of level 3 one of you should have at least 2500-3000 credits while 2 persons have at least 1000-2500 credits and lastly 1000-2000 credits depending on bonuses.

3.Now that you've opened a door make sure you open the one that leads you to the random box , if unless on Verrukt or Der Riese which instead just get the most reliable gun from the wall. In level 4-7 it's fairly easy for anyone and hell hounds are quite easy too. The trick to surviving a hound round is to stick together , 2 person handles one dog . Now during the hound round which only occurs in Shi No Numa and other later maps the dogs have a fixed amount of health all the time regardless of level and only 2 dogs can chase after all four of you during the level which means that if you the only one you'd be in deep sheeet. But fear not it's really easy to outsmart dogs the trick is to move diagonally now dogs may be fast but they're retarded at moving diagonally mainly because you have 2 legs and they have four so move diagonally in a circular pattern and you should be fine handling dogs by yourself . REMEMBER dogs also do a fix damage by percentage which is 45% so it takes 3 bites to incapacitate you so don't let your guard down . ALSO don't buy any other gun other that random weapons because it's the most worth your buck stuff ever! Imagine paying only 950 for a gun like a MG42 now that's bargain alright don't worry if you get some sheety guns for it's only level 4-9 which does not require too much effort to kill them even with a KAR 98k

4.Now level 10 things get rough , if you're playing Shi No Numa or other later maps randoming weapons will result into the most hated crap ever the Teddy Bear which replaces the old random box with a fake decoy box with a bear on top of it so to avoid it random only when the level font turns from red to white because the bear is zombie related so during the zombie slaying time the bear usually appears when you random one too many times but never during the white font. During the break you have just enough time for up to 2 people to use the random box once but it's no big deal since there's a 1:4 awesome weapon ration which means that if 3 people gets a crappy gun one will not but most of the time all four of you will get substantially good weapons to use . At level 10 you should be opening most of the doors by now , for example at Verrukt you should have already get the electricity running , at Shi No Numa you should get gotten to either the Supply Hut or the Doctor's Quarters , at Der Riese you should be trying to enable a teleporter . However in Nacht Der Untoten you don't need to open upstairs at all unless you're really comfortable at your current position and wants a stronger challenge so be careful when you're up there. Also note that in Verrukt and Nacht Der Untoten you may random as many times possible and there will be no bears also there is no hound round so it's easy for many people . Don't get perks till level 16 , it's way to early plus you should be investing in weapons rather than perks. REMEMBER when you get incapacitated you lose all your perks until you feel skilled at evading zombies don't get any perks until level 16.

Well I'll continue another day but first do try my tactics and I assure you it'll be a breeze to past level 10 in fact there should be no incapacitation during the first ten level and by level ten one of you should have up to 7000 credits if you don't get perks and you score lucky early with the random box. Happy huntin. :D

Left 4 Dead 2

The new special infected ---------

The Charger is an infected with a mutated, oversized arm, and can move quickly and knock players in its path off their feet. It can also grab players and smash them against the ground 2 deal major damage

The Spitter spit's phlegm that splatter across an area, eroding the survivors' health as long as they remain within it

The Jockey can jump onto the back of a survivor and steer them towards other infected or traps set by the game.

New game modes ----------

Scavenger mode has the 4 survivor characters scrambling 2 collect gas cans from various spots in a confined location in order 2 fuel up a generator before a two-minute timer expires. There are 16 cans total and 20 seconds are added to the clock for each one that's successfully retrieved. 4 other players, controlling Special Infected, must do their best 2 stop the cans from reaching the goal.

Realism mode Valve's Doug Lombardi explained that it was 4 the serious player: "Take Portal for example: We had our best internal players who could blow through that game in about 30 minutes, but within weeks of launching it we had people on YouTube beating [the testers'] times by 10 minutes or more. Realism is 4 those players."



Sources : Joystiq, Wikipedia hahahahahaha